That thing is nearly five years old. If I were to write it today, it’d wind up being longer. And it would involve a fiber holy war after the acrylic rug burn remark. And extra quoted posts so that the length of the giant ASCII sig was doubled through line breaks.
And I’d add someone dumping on a second person dumping on a third person for asking a newbie question.
And someone griping about so-called “direct from the mill to you” retailers stealing revenue from bricks-and-mortar shops.
And someone pointing out that while it’s generally easier to ask Google first before asking several thousand other people, in that specific case maybe that wouldn’t be true because the OP can’t spell. (And someone asking what “OP” means.)
And someone complaining about the way the listowner manages the list.
Oh, and some kind of trademark dispute. That’d be funny too.