Archive for September, 2006

Product placement

Friday, September 29th, 2006

Because S is for something else, too… “spin”.

I’ve agreed to be the first stop on Shannon Okey’s blog tour for her new book, Spin to Knit, on Sunday, October 1. You’ve probably seen the format before: author drops into blog, author answers questions/guest posts/posts an excerpt from book, either triggering an avalanche of comments or a single spam comment weeks later. We’ll be going for the author-answers-questions format, except I promise that I will not ask “what’s your favourite [noun]” or “how did you learn to spin” or “what projects does the future hold” questions. When I want to read interviews like that, I turn to Tiger Beat, thank you very much. (Is there a textile arts equivalent? If so, please don’t tell me.) Furthermore, the answers to two-thirds of those questions were already answered in the printed matter supplied with my complimentary copy of the book, which I received on Wednesday.

I suppose I’m in a unique position to review Shannon’s book, because I have never touched a spindle — drop or otherwise. I have never touched a spinning wheel. I have never made yarn or thread. I touched a silk hankie once, but that’s it. And it seems to me that the ideal acid test for any introductory book on spinning would be a total newbie attempting to spin yarn based only on the directions provided in the book…

… although I have never had any inclination to spin my own yarn. Ha! I always figured I would learn to weave before spinning because I’m more keen on creating fabric than… the stuff that gets turned into fabric. So I never turned my mind to it. (Turn! Get it?) And it’s just a bunch of rotational mechanics, right? The physics degree has to be good for something, so I also always figured that if I really needed to spin, it would come naturally to me. Except possibly for the not being clumsy part. (This also explains why I have not yet taken up needle felting.)

Oh, right, obligatory product shot, and then a preliminary review after the jump:

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Signs of the knitting plateau/apocalypse

Friday, September 29th, 2006

New Zealand removes knitting needles from its “basket” of goods used to compute its Consumers Price Index, suggesting this item has become less important in NZ household spending.

New Zealand, people. The place with lots of sheep.

On the other hand, beans, parsnips (parsnips?), spring onions, soy sauce, and rice cookers were added to the CPI basket, and you know that all of those are very useful with lamb.

Consumers Price Index… it’s what’s for dinner.

Only Tilli changes his mind

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

(Sorry for the inaccurate gender — is there a Tilli? But that’s the way the pun works.)

The online retailer who broke the keystone pricing non-secret secret posted last week (September 20; I only saw it today) that she had received a reply from Tilli Tomas: the company is apparently suspending its keystone pricing policy. Whether this means that we’ll see more variation in TT retail prices, and whether that means that this particular retailer will continue to be supplied by TT, however, are yet to be determined.

Check out the comments: some anonymous poster claimed it was “a bit immoral” to consciously sell at a “much lower” price than one’s competitors. Said anonymous poster also said it was “wrong” to publicize the Tilli Tomas issue, because it may cause other suppliers to think twice about selling her yarn. In that respect, well, it’s certainly not the wisest thing, because there are lots of competing retailers out there; on the other hand, if it’s evident that such a retailer is also successful because her customers trust her to sell at a fair, unfixed price below the MSRP, maybe the suppliers don’t care.

I can understand why a supplier may elect not to supply a certain class of retailer (online vs. bricks-and-mortar or catering-to-fools-with-lots-of-discretionary-income vs. jobbers-catering-to-bargain-hunters): that’s not the same as supplying only those who agree to sell only at a fixed retail price. You only have so much stock to go around; you may choose to have it sold in places that give you the most prestige for your brand, or the stores that you feel are more likely to survive in the long haul (when the big crash hits the knitting market) and invest in supporting their product lines (for example, by teaching classes to ensure a surviving customer base).

In the meantime, Ana mentioned in the comments to the first TT post that she started a blog to track keystone pricing policies to keep the consumer informed: it’s here.

Anna Makarovna's patented stockings

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Monday seems like a good day to start off with a healthy dose of patentese. I’m going to try to post something knitting-patent related once a week — maybe something new, like Knit Klips knitting clips, or stretchy circulars brand needles. We’ll see how faithfully I keep to that schedule.

Today, though, a historical tidbit that’s been sitting on my hard drive for a few years. It has become especially relevant now, though, since Kory Stamper’s article on knitting two socks at once on dpns was published in Knitty. That knitting parlour trick, briefly described in Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace, is a perfect example for a discussion of prior art and enabling disclosure:

The melancholy silence that followed was broken by the sounds of the children’s voices and laughter from the next room. Evidently some jolly excitement was going on there.

“Finished, finished!” little Natasha’s gleeful yell rose above them all.

Pierre exchanged glances with Countess Mary and Nicholas (Natasha he never lost sight of) and smiled happily.

“That’s delightful music!” said he.

“It means that Anna Makarovna has finished her stocking,” said Countess Mary.

“Oh, I’ll go and see,” said Pierre, jumping up. “You know,” he added, stopping at the door, “why I’m especially fond of that music? It is always the first thing that tells me all is well. When I was driving here today, the nearer I got to the house the more anxious I grew. As I entered the anteroom I heard Andrusha’s peals of laughter and that meant that all was well.”

“I know! I know that feeling,” said Nicholas. “But I mustn’t go there- those stockings are to be a surprise for me.”
Pierre went to the children, and the shouting and laughter grew still louder.

“Come, Anna Makarovna,” Pierre’s voice was heard saying, “come here into the middle of the room and at the word of command, ‘One, two,’ and when I say ‘three’… You stand here, and you in my arms- well now! One, two!…” said Pierre, and a silence followed: “three!” and a rapturously breathless cry of children’s voices filled the room. “Two, two!” they shouted.

This meant two stockings, which by a secret process known only to herself Anna Makarovna used to knit at the same time on the same needles, and which, when they were ready, she always triumphantly drew, one out of the other, in the children’s presence.

War and Peace was first published in Russian in the 1860s. The fact that Tolstoy wrote about two stockings being knit at once suggests that this was a technique handed down in Russia (unless we are to suppose that Tolstoy developed the idea himself), if not Europe, that therefore must have antedated the publication of War and Peace. And

But a patent application for accomplishing Anna’s “secret process” was filed in the United States by Frederich Polle, Louisa Keisker, and Sallie Polle on October 24, 1874; their patent issued as U.S. Patent No. 167,563 on September 7, 1875. If you’d like to read the text and see all the figures of this patent, they’re reproduced below the jump.

Polle et al. describe the rudiments of knitting two layers at once using a technique that we’d call “double knitting” today — the variant with two separate ends of yarn, without exchanging the ends, so that the fabric layers always remain separate. Interestingly, Polle et al. only describe the easier part of working the stockings; if you read through the description, you’ll see that there is no discussion about how to shape toes or heels. The only reference made to shaping stitches is this:

By means of this improvement… uniformity of size is secured without the usual comparing of one article with the other, when dropping or taking up stitches in the act of reducing or increasing the diameter of the knit article.

… yet there is no explanation provided as to how to reduce or increase, although this is the trickiest part of the double-knit sock trick (read the Knitty article to find out how to do this).

On the other hand, Polle et al. go to different extremes: they don’t stop at double knitting; they go on to describe knitting four layers at once!

Thus, in simultaneously knitting four stockings, we cast onto the needle C a stitch from the first yarn, A, then one from the second, B, one from the third, C, one from the fourth, D, until the required number of stitches is set up on the needles. Then, after knitting the first yarn, A, we pass it outside of the needles, where it will always remain during the work. Next, pull up the second yarn, B, from underneath the first, knit it, and pull it down. This yarn will continue to be between the first and second garments throughout the work. Then knit the third yarn, C, reversing the stitch to make the right side of this garment face toward the right sides of the other two, keeping this yarn inside of the needles, where it will always remain, the nearest yarn to the knitter. Next, pull up the fourth yarn, D, from underneath the third, and knit it, reversing the stitch. This yarn should always be kept between the third and fourth garments.

The one claim of Polle et al.’s patent is to “[t]he improvement in the art of knitting two or more garments at the same time upon the same set of needles, the same consisting in setting up on the needles the loops of each garment, so that they alternate one with the other, and in removing them in the same order, substantially as described [in the patent description].” (Today, one would not rely on a single patent claim as breezily worded as this; the rules of claim construction have evolved over time.)

If we assume that it was known to knit two garments, such as socks, at once in the manner described by Polle et al., prior to 1874, and if we assume that this knowledge was not commonly known, but was known by a select bunch of knitters who passed on the technique orally — both of which are assumptions that we are making based only on a passing reference by Tolstoy — then how is it possible for a patent to be granted?

Easy. Early in U.S. patent law history, applications for patent were not examined for novelty; by the time this trio applied for their patent, there was an examination process in place. But even so, there are limits to the patent examiner’s ability and resources. In a field such as knitting, where so much was passed on through oral tradition rather than in writing, it is highly possible that a technique could be publicly known, and publicly shared, yet completely miss the examiner’s notice–particularly because the patent office examination for novelty would be restricted to only printed publications. And even today, although so much is recorded in writing, it’s still entirely possible for a publicly available reference to remain “hidden”, only to be unearthed when a defendant or potential defendant in a patent infringement action starts hunting around for prior art (whether printed or practical) to invalidate the patent.

On the other hand, if we were to assume that there was an actual, printed reference that the examiner could have found in 1874 that disclosed this technique of knitting two articles at once, this would not necessarily leave the applicants without a patent: they did, after all, teach how to knit more than two articles, and arguably figuring out how to do this, and where to put all the working ends of yarn, would not have been anticipated (rendered not novel) by a printed publication restricted to two articles.

War and Peace, by itself, could not have been a prior art reference, even if it had been available in the United States in English to the examiner in 1874: while it described the desired result — two stockings knit at once — it was not an enabling disclosure, because that mere description would not have told the reader, even one skilled in the art of knitting socks, how to carry out the method. It doesn’t lead the reader to the method described by Polle et al.; it’s the difference between Poincar?©’s conjecture and Perelman’s work. (No, I don’t use hyperbole in my analogies. They’re both mind-blowing when you see them, right?)

Polle et al. does teach a skilled reader how to knit multiple layers at once, with sufficient detail so that those who came after (like us) can read it and repeat their steps to arrive at the same result. That is the purpose of the description in a patent: the patentee must provide enough detail so that their invention can be replicated by others, once the patent monopoly expires. You’ll note that Polle et al. assumes a certain level of ability in the reader; there are no instructions about how to cast on, or how to form knit stitches. That assumption of a certain level of skill is fine, because patents aren’t directed to the general public, but rather to a notional addressee who is assumed to have the requisite skill set to understand the description.

Thus, when patents are litigated, expert witnesses are commonly called on to explain to the court just what would be understood by the terminology of the patent. I couldn’t say what the pay would be like in the knitting field because, well, this just doesn’t happen; but in other fields, expert remuneration is far more lucrative than, say, designing and publishing patterns.

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Knit Stix, patented

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Well. Kudos to Helen Jost. Not only did a design patent issue last month for a species of knitting needle with a measuring scheme marked on it, but earlier this week the USPTO saw fit to issue a patent for a craft needle with measuring capabilities and method of use of same.

Here are the broadest claims that issued. Yes, they’re long. Read them anyway. You may find that some figures will help:

1. A method for measuring the dimensions of a knitted work-piece during the fabrication thereof, said method comprising the steps of:
      obtaining a pair of identical knitting needles, a first needle and a second needle, each of said needles comprising
           an elongated member substantially circular in cross section and having a proximal end and a distal end, the proximal end being substantially pointed;
           head means permanently disposed at the distal end of the elongated member, said head means being larger in circumference than the elongated member for preventing stitches held on the elongated member from sliding off the elongated member at its distal end;
           at least one measuring scale permanently applied longitudinally to the surface of the elongated member, said at least one measuring scale having as its zero point the distal end of the head means and being marked in equidistant intervals numbered consecutively toward the proximal end;
      obtaining necessary yarn and instructions to construct the work-piece;
      casting on the requisite number of stitches and proceeding to knit a portion of the work-piece;
      completing a row so that the first needle holds the entire work-piece and the second needle does not hold any stitches; spreading the work-piece evenly along the first needle;
      maintaining the first needle in a horizontal orientation;
      holding the second needle in a vertical orientation with the proximal end pointed downward and bringing the distal end of the second needle upward to the first needle until the distal end of the head means touches the first needle and the second needle is adjacent to and parallel with a vertical edge the work-piece; and
      measuring the length of the work-piece using the at least one measuring scale on the second needle.

I broke up this first claim with carriage returns to try to make it a little easier to read. This first claim appears to be directed to the method of measuring the length of the work as it hangs from the needles: the first needle, holding the “entire work-piece”, is held in a “horizontal orientation”, and the second needle, which “does not hold any stitches”, is held in a “vertical orientation with the proximal end pointed downward and bringing the distal end of the second needle upward to the first needle” until the distal end of the head of the second needle touches the first needle, and the second needle is “parallel with a vertical edge of the work-piece”; then a measuring scale on the second needle is used to measure the length of the work, since the “zero point” of the measuring scale is at the distal end of the head.

4. A craft needle for use in the fabrication of a work-piece from a continuous filament, said needle comprising: an elongated member substantially circular in cross section and having a proximal end and a distal end; and at least one measuring scale, taken from the group consisting of the metric scale and the English scale, permanently applied longitudinally to the surface of the elongated member, said at least one measuring scale having as its zero point one end of said elongated member and being marked in equidistant intervals numbered consecutively toward the opposing end, head means permanently disposed at the distal end of the elongated member, said bead means being larger in circumference than the elongated member for preventing stitches held on the craft needle from sliding off the needle at the distal end; a depression in the distal surface of the head means, said depression conforming to the shape of the elongated member and capable of receiving the elongated member, and the low point of said depression representing the zero point of the at least one measuring scale, whereby the craft needle may be used to measure the dimensions of the work-piece as it is being fabricated.

6. A pair of identical knitting needles for use in the fabrication of a work-piece from a continuous filament, each needle comprising: an elongated member substantially circular in cross section and having a proximal end and a distal end; head means permanently disposed at the distal end of the elongated member, said head means being larger in circumference than the elongated member for preventing stitches held on the elongated member from sliding off the elongated member at the distal end; and at least one measuring scale permanently applied longitudinally to the surface of the elongated member, said at least one measuring scale having as its zero point the distal end of the head means and being marked in equidistant intervals numbered consecutively toward the proximal end; whereby the knitting needles may be used to measure the length and width of the work-piece as it is being fabricated.

Two things spring to mind when reading this: first — and please don’t think that I’m construing these patent claims or providing a legal opinion, here — it seems that these claims specifically exclude circular needles, which of course have no head means, and secondly, the zero point has to be aligned with a specific position on the needle, such as that shown here:

or in Figure 10, at that “low point” of the depression.

For interest’s sake (because of course I am interested by this sort of thing), I took a peek at the claims that had been rejected by the Examiner. Here are some examples:

The original claim 1, as filed, read:

1. A craft needle for use in the fabrication of a work-piece from a continuous filament, said needle comprising:
      an elongated member substantially circular in cross-section and having a proximal end and a distal end; and
      at least one measuring scale permanently applied longitudinally to the surface of the elongated member, said at least one measuring scale having as its zero point one end of said elongated member and being marked in equidistant intervals numbered consecutively toward the opposing end;
      whereby the craft needle may be used to measure the dimensions of the work-piece as it is being fabricated.

This seems a little more familiar, doesn’t it? In this claim, the zero point is “one end” of the needle.
This claim was rejected by the Examiner, who cited Kohler, US Patent No. 2,187,039. This is basically what the invention in that patent looked like:

In response, claim 1 was amended by the inventor to read:

1. A craft needle for use in the fabrication of a work-piece from a continuous filament, said needle comprising:
an elongated member substantially circular in cross section and having a proximal end and a distal end; and
at least one measuring scale, taken from the group consisting of the metric scale and the English scale, permanently applied longitudinally to the surface of the elongated member, said at least one measuring scale having at its zero point one end of said elongated member and being marked in equidistant intervals numbered consecutively toward the opposing end;
whereby the craft needle may be used to measure the dimensions of the work-piece as it is being fabricated.

As you can see, the metric/English scale limitation was added, and it was argued that Kohler didn’t teach that the markings on the needle were numbered consecutively, or with any numbered scale. Kohler does actually state that the markings could be “spaced one inch apart” with “half-inch markings” in between, and even with “intermediate quarter-inch markings”, but Kohler doesn’t actually describe a needle with numbers on it. But the Examiner didn’t buy that argument, and issued a final rejection against that claim, and against some others that were dependent on it. However, the Examiner did allow the claim that I reproduced at the beginning as issued claim 1, as well as a dependent claim based on that. So, in response to the final rejection, the set of claims based on this rejected claim 1 was cancelled by the inventor, and she stuck with the two claims that the Examiner allowed (and added four more, including the issued claims 4 and 6 that I also reproduced).

So there you have it, a brief, albeit incomplete, examination of a patent file history. You can wake up now.

Among the other things I had said earlier when I put up that patent from the 50s, if you recall, was that “for all I know the Knit Stix patent application claims exclusivity over some other aspect that isn’t readily apparent from their product description, although I can’t imagine what that could be…” And see? I didn’t imagine what that could be. And in my defence, it wasn’t in their product description, either; the product they’re offering for sale doesn’t have the features recited in the claims that were allowed. If the pictures on the order page are accurate, then you can see that the zero point is located below the needle head, and there is no depression or other shape in the head that is shaped to receive the “elongated member” of the other needle. The needles that Knit Stix is currently selling seem to have more of a resemblance to Hadler, except the scale runs from head to tip, not from tip to head. Helen Jost has apparently devised an improvement on an old device to improve the accuracy of measurement.

I do wonder about the feasibility of manufacturing needles with a precisely positioned zero point; if you look at the examples on the ordering page, the zero point on the lavendar pair is closer to the head than on the golden yellow pair; what if the heads of the needles, which here are made from a different material, were mounted at varying depths on various needles? Could this imprecision be avoided if the needles were manufactured from a single material, say, molded from plastic?

Patents don’t depend on whether the invention is actually made or used; it can’t be invalidated on that basis (as long as it’s possible to reproduce the invention described and claimed in the patent; there’s a case in Canada in which an applicant was required to submit an actual, working model of his so-called invention, a death ray gun, because the Examiner didn’t believe it would actually work. He didn’t, so he didn’t get a patent). But unless someone actually makes the article that is described by the claims, then there wouldn’t be any infringement. So, I guess it remains to be seen if someone will actually practise the claimed invention.

If you want to look up the history of this patent application, it’s available online. Go here, and type in 11/217,874 as the application number, then select the tab “Image File Wrapper”.

At this point, we don’t even know if a corresponding application has been filed in any other countries because if it had been, it would still be confidential until March 2007: it’s possible to find out if she filed an application elsewhere claiming priority to this US application, but likely not without spending money, and I’m not going to do that.

And for the record, I am still totally against blindly measuring your work with a measuring guide of any sort while it’s still on the needles. If all you need is an estimated length, fine; but if you’re knitting to match a specific length, I’m still firmly on the know-your-gauge-and-count-row side.

Tiptoe through the Tilli (and the antitrust ramifications)

Monday, September 18th, 2006

The one great thing (to lawyers) regarding the burgeoning craft and hobby industry is…

The more players you have in the field, the more likely it is that the players will start to step on other people’s toes.

You can see this, in fact, in the trademarks field: bitchin’ about certain marks notwithstanding, you can only guess at the number of businesses that have started up with a name containing a variant of “ewe” or “knit” or “yarn” in a punny way. Even off-spellings: right now, there’s an opposition proceeding before the USPTO concerning KNIT STIX — the company with these applied for a trademark registration, and now the application is being opposed by a company I’ve never heard of that says it started using “Knit Stix” itself not long before the application was filed for its own rosewood knitting needles. And there may be a so-called “Stitch & Bitch Cafe”, but there’s also a “Knit Cafe” (registered US trademark, too) and a “Stitch Cafe” out there, too. Oh, and Artfibers is seeking to register YARNTASTING, a term I’ve seen used by other shops as well (I couldn’t place them in order of time definitively, but personally my earliest recollection is Artfiber’s).

There’s a rational for defending a trademark: this is how your customers know you, and you don’t want your customers to confuse you with someone else; not only may that someone else be a competitor, but it might be a competitor with bad products or service. And you certainly don’t want to be associated with that. Whether your trademark rights are deserved, or whether there is confusion, of course, is another question.

But there’s more than just who-called-what-first disputes in the business. Some yarn distributors or manufacturers don’t want to sell with retailers that routinely discount yarns: they don’t want their yarns being sold at a cut price. I don’t know if they still do it, but I recall that distributors would double-check to see if new shops were actually bona fide bricks-and-mortar or only had an online presence. And have you ever noticed only 10% variance on prices of certain brands of yarn? Is that the practical effect of competition among retailers, or some other reason?

You can probably figure out the answer yourself. Here’s one example: one shopowner blogged that she was told by Tilli Tomas to start using “keystone” pricing for their luxury yarns because competing retailers complained about her discount pricing. This shopowner announced then a sale, and then the next week, she was advised by the company that they would no longer provide yarn to that shop.

This isn’t an unusual practice. Some distributors don’t want their products offered with eBay, because it is perceived to lend the product a… shall we say, downmarket cachet; I remember hearing once that Colinette wanted to get their products off eBay, but now I can’t find the reference. Others specifically refuse to continue supplying a retailer that routinely undercuts other retailers of the same yarn line. Of course, this lead to a whiff of something that smells like price fixing (also called price maintenance, or vertical price maintenance) — and in the case of Tilli Tomas, an outright accusation on the net.

An “anonymous” commenter to the shopowner’s blog suggested that the reason for enforcing pricing was to ensure supply through competing retailers — the logic goes that if one discounter undercuts all other retailers, then the other retailers will not be able to stock the yarn and the only source of the yarn will be the discount retailer; this would negatively impact the ability of the distributor to expand the product line. That might make sense, assuming that a single retailer could not reach the entire market; but that likely made more sense back in the day when yarn wasn’t available to order over the Internet.

For Canadians, here’s the web version of a pamplet about price fixing published by the Competition Bureau (this website also has links to the Canadian Competition Act, and a more academic dissertation on various competition issues including price fixing). For those of you in the 11th province (or 4th territory, I’m not picky) a very bare-bones and brief explanation of price fixing. Either my intuitive searching skills fail me, or the Federal Trade Commission’s website isn’t a very good source for this kind of information (surprising).

Found via LJ.

Edited to add: By the way, there’s a feature I really like about Sarah’s Yarns, the shop in question. She tries to show you the drape of swatches knit from the yarns she stocks — for example, take a look at the left-hand column on this page.

And edited again to add: From the US DOJ, there’s an antitrust primer for law enforcement personnel.

Make it so

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

In my blog peregrinations this evening, I came across this site that will apparently help you develop brand and business names for “free”. (I suspect that other people have blogged about this in the past, as their “naming tools” page seems vaguely familiar.) One of the tools is a forum where anyone (I suppose) can suggest names for other people’s fledgling businesses.

… So of course, I looked up the threads on naming a knitting shop. Some dreck, as could be expected, and some names derived from neighbouring crafts.

Personally, I like “Warp Factor 8″.

Stitch v. Bitch chronology

Monday, September 4th, 2006

For posterity, and because I haven’t fixed up archive access yet, a listing of all posts in this category is available here.

She limps along

Friday, September 1st, 2006

When we last left our tragic protagonist, she had cowardly booted Ninja slightly northward to be finished off (actually, restarted and completed in its entirety) by the real heroine. Look: photographic evidence (dated August 22) of its completion. Have I mentioned recently that Wannietta is better than five of me continuously working in a caffeinated state, plus she can drive a bus?

Of course, after that, the pattern had to be multisized. That took a few more days. This pattern has eight charts. (While three of them are so simple they don’t actually need to be charted, this is compensated by the fact that one chart is 80+ rows long without repeats and the remaining four charts, which do repeat, also have finials because they all begin differently. And two of them end differently, too.)

The stitch v. bitch tag lives on, too. Remember that cancellation proceeding against the STITCH & BITCH CAFE mark? No? That’s all right, because not much has happened. Discovery was scheduled to close on August 8. The parties requested an extension of time from the TTAB (Trademark Trial and Appeal Board) to November 8. The reason given was that the parties were engaged in settlement discussions (which to my cynical self suggests that the parties probably had some form of settlement discussion, the lawyers were hoping that this would go away, but when it didn’t the parties had to actually had to examine each other’s representatives so they needed more time; so far, no notice of a settlement). The extension of time was granted, which was to be expected.

So really, no news there. On the other hand, there’s a development in SFSE’s pending trademark application for STITCH & BITCH. And that development is that… there will not be any news in the near future. If you wish, follow along with the document listing here.

As you might recall (or might not), after Deb Stoller filed her four trademark applications for STITCH ‘N BITCH and the SFSE v. people-who-used-”stitch and bitch”-or-a-variant-thereof-to-reference-their-knitting-groups-on-teh-internets! thing started up, SFSE filed a trademark application for STITCH AND BITCH themselves. This application was filed on June 1, 2005, and in the application they sought to claim that their use of the mark had started at least as early as November 1998.

There was just a little problem with this application: technically they were using STITCH & BITCH before this time; whether you consider the additional CAFE bit to be part of their trademark or not, it was an ampersand, not the word “and”. Evidently this discrepancy wasn’t noticed, and the specimens of use that were filed in support of the application contained the ampersand. This discrepancy was duly noted by the Examiner, who issued an office action on December 28, 2005 requisitioning either a new drawing of the applied-for mark, a substitute specimen showing the mark as applied for, or an amendment of the application on the basis of intent-to-use (i.e., an application for a mark that had not actually been used by the applicant yet).

The latter option, of course, would scuttle any claim to use since 1998. So in June 2006, SFSE filed a new drawing — the application is now for STITCH & BITCH, with the ampersand. (If you’re following along with the dates, yes, stuff often gets done very close to the deadline. Don’t read anything into the fact that patent and trademark prosecution often cuts close to a deadline.)

The Examiner also cited two of Deb Stoller’s pending STITCH ‘N BITCH trademark applications (the one for books, and the one for knitting kits) against SFSE’s applied-for mark as being potentially confusing. SFSE didn’t submit arguments regarding this issue, and so this week the USPTO suspended SFSE’s STITCH & BITCH trademark application — meaning, that prosecution will resume once it is determined whether one of those two STITCH ‘N BITCH marks will be registered.

This is not a “good” or “bad” thing, if you’re keeping score. The suspension is a way for the USPTO to save itself, and possibly SFSE, needless work: if Deb Stoller gets one of those two STITCH ‘N BITCH registrations, then prosecution of STITCH & BITCH will resume, and SFSE will have to submit arguments about confusion. If she doesn’t get either of those two registrations, then prosecution of STITCH & BITCH will resume, and SFSE will be spared the trouble of arguing against confusion with one of Deb Stoller’s marks. And of course, the dust will not settle on the STITCH ‘N BITCH applications until the cancellation proceeding is ended one way or another.

Clear? Oh, good. Because we’re not quite done.

If we were to assume that Deb Stoller failed to get her trademark registrations for STITCH ‘N BITCH and SFSE proceeded with its STITCH & BITCH application, and if we were to assume further that SFSE’s application were approved for advertisement, it would have to go through an opposition period in which interested parties could object to the application. An opposition, in a sense, is like a cancellation proceeding, except the opposition relates to a pending application and not a registered mark. So even if the STITCH & BITCH CAFE mark survives the cancellation proceeding, it doesn’t mean the spectator sport is over.

I know what you’re thinking. I can’t believe more people don’t make trademarks their career choice. Such drama!

And if that’s not enough for you, here’s Whip Up’s review of Rip It!, the book by Elissa Meyrich that promises to give voice to your inner designer (that’s a paraphrase). Enjoy.